Euro 2012: Who Wore It Best?

So we’re now a week into Euro 2012, and quite a few Arsenal players have been mixing it up on the fields of Poland and Ukraine. Since there are a million people over-analyzing every moment of play in every game, I thought it might be fun to look at the first round of Euro 2012 group matches from a different perspective. Perhaps a more aesthetic perspective. Oh yeah, take a seat Joan Rivers, it’s time for the Stan’s Army Arsenal Edition of Euro 2012 Fashion Police! Footballers will appear in order of their team’s appearance in the tournament.

Disclaimer: The following opinions are my own and are completely subjective.

First on the runway is Arsenal keeper Wojciech Szczesny, who made an inasupicious start to the tournament by getting sent off in Poland’s opening match against Greece. While he was on the pitch, however, he stood out from the crowd in this solid yellow number.

That kit was red card worthy on its own

I have to say, I’m a huge fan of the Poland kits for Euro 2012, produced by Nike, especially the white “home” kits. If Arsenal had a player who was out in the field rather than in goal, I’d go so far to say that they would be the favorite to win the Stan’s Army’s Best Dressed at the Euros 2012 award, but I can’t say the same for our man Szczesny. I’m just really not digging that goldenrod shade of yellow, and his woeful performance in the first match didn’t help his cause. No hard feelings, but he’s closer to worst-dressed than best.

Moving on, recently-loaned forward Andrey Arshavin captained his Russian side against the Czech Republic, and while his Arsenal future is currently in question, he is still technically an Arsenal player, so let’s see how he looked.

Andrey “I only show up for the Euros” Arshavin

Not too shabby from the little Russian. He was looking sharp in the opening match in this red on red kit, featuring a two-tone white and blue diagonal sash, along with gold numbers and Adidas’ trademark three striped sleeves. The red socks also have a sharp two-tone white and blue horizontal stripes. These kits are pretty classic in style, I can’t say I have any complaints at all. A strong entry from the Russians.

Next up we have Tomas Rosicky, who has the advantage of having two looks for us, the first, and in my opinion best look, (red on red) is from the Czech Republic’s recent 2-1 defeat of Greece, while the second look (white on white) is from the their 4-1 pounding at the hands of Russia.

Better look, better result for the Czechs

The lesser of the Czech’s looks

Let me just say straight away that I’m a huge fan of the Czech Republic’s red kits. I think the blue field behind the crest on the left shoulder is very slick looking, and the deeper color red used is top notch. I’m a bit of a Puma fanboy, so it should come as no surprise that I enjoy the Czech kits. To me the white kits leave something to be desired. Though not poor, the white kits just don’t do it for me, and are a bit too plain for my taste. My only complaint about both kits is the font the numbers are in. I’m not a big fan of that modern pixelated look on the numerals. Overall though, Rosicky gets high marks from me, and may be tough to beat.

Another Arsenal man with an unknown future with the club is our old pal Nicklas Bendtner. We all know that Nicky B. is the greatest striker in the world, but will the Danish target man also be crowned the best-dressed Arsenal player in the Euros? Take a gander.

The greatest kits at the Euros?

I recently discovered that Bendtner is not only the best striker in the world, but also a high end jewelry designer. So, will Nicky B. take home some more bling? Not likely. While I don’t hate these Danish kits, they’re pretty bland, and those red stripes on the shorts that point in are just a disaster. The black and red horizontal sock stripes are a nice touch, but they don’t save the entire kit. I give it a C, it’s solidly average in my mind.

edit: Not only did Nicky B. and Denmark break out the red against Portugal (pictured below), but he caused a uni-based stir by revealing his boxers, which bore the name of a sponsor, “Paddy Power” which is an online betting service. For his trouble, Bendtner received a £80,000 fine and a one-match UEFA ban. In doing so, Bendtner’s fashion statement has taken center stage, making him a dark horse candidate for Euro 2012 best dressed, so stay tuned!

In the shock of the tournament, Bendtner did something stupid to draw attention to himself!

Arsenal captain Robin van Persie is next on the scene, sporting the traditional orange of the Dutch national team. This year’s version, produced by Nike, is a very modern design. Here’s a look:

What number is RvP wearing? Is that a 1b?

I’m usually a fan of Holland’s kits, but I can’t say I am this time. For me, the number font is just too modern and blocky. I mean, the 6 on van Persie’s kit looks ridiculous without a top. I’m also not a big fan of the two-tone orange. And what’s up with the trim on the sleeves and bottom of the kit being black, but not the neck? Let’s keep it consistent, guys. Overall it’s just a big mess really. I have liked the black change kits I’ve seen the Dutch wear in the warm-up matches, but they are still plagued with those horrible numbers, so overall it’s just not their year. Who knows, maybe those awful kits contributed to how terribly they played in their 1-0 loss to Denmark. Stranger things have happened.

edit: Though it did not help them on the pitch, the Dutch broke out their black kits in their final game against Portugal. The team looked sharp, but their play again fell flat, as the Dutch went out without a single point in Euro 2012. While the black kits won’t erase the memory of their poor play, perhaps we’ll at least remember the Dutch looking decent while playing like shite, and that’s only thanks to these black change kits (pictured below).

RvP looks good in the black Dutch shirt, but will we ever see him in an Arsenal shirt again?

New Arsenal signing Lukas Podolski started for Germany in their opening match 1-0 win over Portugal. Germany usually represents pretty strong in the national team kit department, and this year’s entry is no exception.

I hope we get to see those beautiful green change kits

What the Mannschaft lacks in flashy color options, they make up for with a typically classy design. This year’s version features three very thin diagonal stripes creating a sash effect. The top stripe is black, the middle is red, & the bottom is gold, mirroring the stripes on the German flag, a nice touch. While not eye-catching color-wise, the Germans look sharp in this kit. If, however, the Germans get to break out their fantastic green change kits during Euro 2012, that will be a game-changer. I’ve got my fingers crossed already.

Arsenal youngster Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was a surprise inclusion in Roy Hodgson’s England starting lineup against France, let’s see how he looked.

Definitely the best of the white and red bunch

I know I harped on similar kits from the Czech Republic and Denmark, which also featured primarily white with red numbers and details, as too bland, but I really like what Umbro designed for the Three Lions to wear in Euro 2012. I can’t really even explain what it is about the kit that I like better than other similar kits, but it just looks good to me. This kit was somewhat controversial, as it was the first England primary kit ever to not include any blue, but controversy aside, I think Umbro hit a home run with this design. Will it be enough to secure Chamberlain the coveted best-dressed award? Only time will tell.

Damn you Stevie G. for ruining a beautiful Arsenal moment!

edit: Oxlade-Chamberlain came off the bench against Sweden, almost combining with Theo Walcott for what would have been a delicious Arsenal-to-Arsenal goal for England, but alas Steven Gerrard’s ego got in the way and stole the cross basically off Chamberlain’s boot. All the same, check out Alex sporting the England blue kits.

edit: Theo Walcott not only played a starring role for England in their 3-2 win over Sweden, but he also looked sharp in England’s blue-on-blue change kit (pictured below). Personally, I prefer the red & whites, but Umbro did a nice job with both England kits. Have a look.

Super-sub Walcott shows off England’s blue kits.

edit: Now that Arsene Wenger has confirmed that the Olivier Giroud deal is 90% done, I think it’s safe to add Giroud into the best dressed mix. Here he is sporting the new France shirt by Nike (below). I think these kits are sharp, and prefer them to England’s similarly-colored two-tone blue change kits (above).

Arsenal’s newest man, Olivier Giroud

Overall a fairly vanilla kit, but I do like the thin hoops around the end of the sleeves.

edit: Laurent Blanc finally came to his senses, starting Koscielny over Mexes against Spain, but even a heroic performance from Kos couldn’t bail out the rest of the largely-listless French squad, as they went out 2-0 to Spain in the quarterfinal. Here’s a shot of Koscielny looking sharp in the France all white kit (below). Giroud, who will soon be officially announced as an Arsenal man, also got some field time in France’s all white kits (above).

Despite the loss to Spain, Koscielny showed his quality.

As it stands, I would say that Rosicky is my leader in the clubhouse, with strong pressure from Podolski and Chamberlain, but as I said before, those green change kits are Podolski’s ace in the hole. Szczesny and our dear (for now) captain are battling it out for worst-dressed, and I really can’t see anyone else challenging them for that dubious honor.


Arsenal get Diaby back ahead of Champions League clash with Borussia Dortmund

Photo by Ian Walton / Getty Images Europe

The return of Abou Diaby marks the first of Arsenal’s long-term injury victims to return to the squad in 2011. Kieran Gibbs, Bacary Sagna, and of course Jack Wilshere remain on the shelf as Arsenal heads into its mid-week Champions League match against Borussia Dortmund, and Tomas Rosicky is unavailable due to a thigh injury, but it is always nice to see a player return to full fitness and get back in the first team. Granted, Diaby’s reappearance will have nowhere near the impact that Wilshere’s or Sagna’s would, but at this point we’ll take what we can get.

I expect Arsene Wenger to put his best squad out there today, in an attempt to seal up progress to the knockout stages of the Champions League. The right back situation is still less than ideal, but I would expect to see Koscielny out there again as a fill-in for Jenkinson, who is himself a fill-in for Sagna. That being said Koscielny has been in good form recently, and deserves to be in the squad. I predict we will see a back line of Santos, Vermaelen, Mertesacker, and Koscielny in front of Szczesny tonight at The Emirates. I also won’t predict any changes in the midfield from this weekend’s squad against Norwich, meaning I think we’ll see Song, Arteta, and Ramsey run out there again. Theo Walcott played brilliantly against Norwich over the weekend, so I can’t see him being left out on the wing, but Gervinho had a bit of a rough go against Norwich, missing what looked to be two or three sure goals, so I wouldn’t be surprised if we see Arshavin replace him on the wing. Nothing else to say about the squad tonight, if van Persie is fit he’ll play, and he’s fit so we’ll see him tonight. I’m just hoping we can put a couple early ones past Weidenfeller so the captain can get a rest in the second half. I realize that’s a lot to ask against a team that just took out Bayern Munich on the road over the weekend, but what does it hurt to ask for an easy go of things?

What to watch: Dortmund’s electrifying youngster Mario Goetze has been linked with Arsenal in recent weeks, but whether or Arsene Wenger can bring him into the fold at The Emirates, he is worth keeping an eye on. It was his goal in the 65th minute that was the winner against Bayern Munich over the weekend, and if Arsenal’s defense is not well-organized he could well notch another one tonight. For Arsenal, I’ll be looking to see if Walcott can maintain his excellent form of this weekend. Theo looked more dangerous against Norwich than he’s ever looked in the past couple of years, at least to my eyes. If he can continue that kind of play, Arsenal could make some noise going forward in this tournament.

A win today would put Arsenal on 11 points in Group F and would guarantee them a spot in the knockout round. Let’s not leave anything in doubt heading to Piraeus on December 6th.

Arsenal v. Borussia Dortmund – UEFA Champions League, Group F

November 23, 2011 – 19:45 GMT / 2:45 PM EST

Emirates Stadium, England

Fox Soccer Channel (US)

Vermaelen Re-signs! / Arsenal 2-1 Sunderland – Match Reflection

One of the worst things about Arsenal’s slow start to the season for myself and fellow American fans is that Arsenal matches are getting bumped to more obscure television channels or not shown live at all. This was the case this week, as only Fox Soccer Plus (which is not a part of my television plan) carriedSunderland@ Arsenal live. The game was not replayed until Monday night, so I was only just able to catch the match in full. As such, my reflection will be both brief and tardy.

Big news of the morning here has nothing to do with Arsenal 2-1 Sunderland, and that news is that Thomas Vermaelen has signed a new long-term deal with the club. Assuming health, which with Vermaelen is a large assumption; this is an important move for Arsenal. Vermaelen, when healthy, has been a top-notch center half, and Arsenal always look a better team with him in the squad than without him. By all accounts he’s also well-liked in the locker room, and a leader at the club, so locking him up long term sends a strong message to other players & fans perhaps wondering about the future of the club. Let’s hope that Vermaelen can convince van Persie to make a similar move, though I don’t expect that to happen until Arsene makes other moves to solidify the club’s position for the future.


Alright, now on to my quick-and-dirty match reflection. Things started as well as anyone could have possibly hoped for, with captain Robin van Persie scoring a mere 29 seconds into the match, the fastest goal scored in the Premier League this season. The good times kept rolling for The Arsenal, who dominated the first 25 minutes of the match. As we have seen so many times, however, Arsenal failed to get the second goal, despite three or four stellar chances (van Persie’s right-footed chip off the post most readily comes to mind, but there were others). During this stretch,Sunderlandlooked completely off the pace, never even threatening the Arsenal defense, and in every way other than the score line the match looked a rout.

As so often happens, Arsenal were punished for failing to pull 2 or 3 goals in front during their period of total dominance when former Gunner Sebastian Larsson tucked in a beautiful free kick from just outside the box in the 31st minute. The equalizer total shifted momentum, and all of the suddenSunderlandnot only were even on the scoreboard, but also took it to Arsenal, who looked shocked to be even again. It took a miracle save from Szczesny (or a terrible point-blank miss from Lee Cattermole) to keep the game level as it went into halftime.

To Arsenal’s credit, they came out and controlled the game again in the second half. Rosicky played as well as I’ve ever seen him play while filling in for Ramsey in the middle. In fact, it was Rosicky and Song who pressed the game in the midfield, as Arteta never seemed to get into the match. Gibbs, predictably, went off with an injury early in the second half, butSantosappointed himself well in emergency fill-in duty. Again, it’s becoming a given that Arsene’s first substitution will be due to injury, which pretty much sums up the season up to this point. After terrible set pieces taken by Santos, Arteta, & Walcott in succession, it van Persie finally earned himself a free kick in a position he fancied and made the most of it. It took until the 82nd minute, but the captain again put the team on his back and put Arsenal ahead with a glorious free kick. The end was shaky, to say the least, as Sunderland threw everything they had at Arsenal’s makeshift defense, but in the end Arsenal got the three points they deserved, and climbed up to 10th in the table in doing so.

In sum, Arsenal were the better team for the vast majority of the match, but again did not respond well to adversity at home. They did respond better in the second half, but it shouldn’t always take 2 goals from van Persie to get all the points. Arsenal will only be able to win consistently if people like Gervinho & Walcott start scoring consistently. The same could be said for Arshavin, who looked good after he came off the bench, but the moral of the story is that production must come from somewhere other than the captain.

And now for the awards…

Man of the Match – Robin van Persie

Honorable Mention – Tomas Rosicky / Alex Song

Gingers Do Have Souls!! – Jack Colback